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Date Night Has Witnesses - Family
$28.38
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 46.36 | 51.44 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 70.48 | 75.56 |
| Length, cm | 67.63 | 71.12 | 74.61 | 78.11 | 80.33 | 82.55 | 85.09 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 41.28 | 45.09 | 48.26 | 52.07 | 55.25 | 59.05 | 62.56 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Date night was supposed to be romantic. Unfortunately, the kids found the fries.
“Date Night Has Witnesses” features Whiskey and Brandy attempting a quiet candlelit dinner while their two daughters conduct a snack raid beneath the table. With realistic vintage-engraved artwork and exhausted-parent humor, this design is made for couples who haven’t finished a meal alone since becoming parents.
Perfect for:
• Tired parents with a sense of humor
• Raccoon and trash-panda lovers
• Date nights that require a babysitter
• Funny anniversary or parent gifts
• Anyone raising tiny professional interrupters
Available on T-shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies from Whiskey & Co.